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Actual Conversation with Actual Tween about MYRCA

It’s spring break and while I am busy trying to renovate the bathroom, my tween is getting bored playing his same old video games.

“Can we go shopping for a new one?” he asks.

Well, “NO.”

“Why?”

I want to say: Can’t you see I am busy? But it comes out: “Because when I was your age, I had to use my imagination to entertain myself. Go read a book.”

Tween rolls eyes.

“Get the laptop and look up: www.myrca.ca. It’s the Manitoba Young Reader’s Choice Award. Reader’s Choice. You know, like the Teen Choice Awards… the one where they give out giant surfboards?”

A spark of recognition floats into the tween’s eyes.

“Well, you choose the winner, you! Not me, not your teachers, not the librarians, YOU!”

“That’s cool. I loved The Lightning Thief.”

The Emperor's Code

This is where I know I’ll lose him, but I valiantly try in spite of the drywall mud forming to a hard crust all over my hands.

“It’s a Manitoban award, the books are all Canadian. You can’t vote for The Lightning Thief because it’s not on the list.”

Tween sighs mournfully.

“You know, a lot of people read through a lot of books to pick the list, just take a look at it… See? You’ve already read all the 39 Clues; The Emperor’s Code is on there. Isn’t that the one where Dan gets lost in China and goes on tour with Justin Beiber?”

“It wasn’t Justin Bieber, he went on tour with his superstar cousin, Jonah Wizard.”

Whatever.

Dear George Clooney, please marry my mom

“Um, Mom, why is there water running down the stairs?”

As I run back the bathroom, I can hear the click clicking of the laptop keys.

“Hey Mom! Dear George Clooney is on the list, I’ve read that one too. Violet feeds cat poop to her baby twin sisters. It’s hilarious! Then she tries to get George Clooney to marry her Mom because she’s dating a man named Dudley Wiener!”

As he laughs hysterically, I wonder why, exactly, that is funny, but I am too busy mopping to care.  

“And my teacher had us do a project on The Adventures of Jack Lime. First he read it out to us in class and then we had to make a movie trailer.”

I come back downstairs to see my tween looking up books on the library’s website. I may not be a plumber, but I think I have this parenting thing down pat.

Adventures of Jack Lime

“Can we go to the library? It says I can vote anytime during spring break.”

“I have to drive your sister to Millennium for the Hunger Games party.   You can vote then.”

“Awesome. Can I call on Hunter now to see if he wants to make another movie trailer with me?”

“Sure.”

“We can feed poop to his baby sister!”

As tween runs out the door with the video camera, I think to myself, maybe I should stick to renovations. It’s much easier.

Colette

Books to Steal from Your Teenager

First it was your daughter. And then it was your daughter’s best friend. And then it was your daughter’s best friend’s mother….and that guy at the dentist’s office…..and that 40-year old account exec on the bus! 

It’s the Twilight phenomenon, and these days, it seems as though everyone and their dog has read it – heck, Stephanie Meyer has practically taken up permanent residency on the NY Times Bestseller List, having made a home there for the last 165 weeks!  Not to mention all of the Twilight paraphernalia that has hit the market, including Twilight inspired hair tools that are specifically designed to recreate characters’ hairstyles from the movies (use the chunky round brush to shape soft waves like Bella, or try the mini flatiron for Edward’s smoothly tousled strands).   

But should Twilight’s widespread popularity really come as any surprise? I mean, at the end of the day, we’re all just looking for a well-written, engaging story – and if it just so happens to be a story about a teenager, well, what’s wrong with that?  But what I find interesting about this whole phenomenon is that it hasn’t ended with Twilight. Oh no. The phenomenon has spread, and over the past couple of years, adults across the nation have been walking….no….running to the realm of teen-lit. 

Authors like Suzanne Collins (The Hunger Games) and Markus Zusak (The Book Thief) have converted many adult readers into YA fiction fanatics – and it’s no wonder why. Collins’ massively popular dystopian-romance (and soon to be blockbuster movie) is the kind of book that instantly pulls you in, with a killer Survivor-esque plot-line to boot. 

Zusak’s novel is similarly gripping, although more so in the grab-a-kleenex heart-wrenching sense. The Book Thief is a deeply moving story of the Holocaust narrated by death itself, and some of the best historical-fiction I have ever read. 

More recently, Paolo Bacigalupi’s Ship Breaker has had me swooning, and if you’re a fan of post-apocalyptic lit (Cormac McCarthy’s The Road anyone?), you’ll love this book’s gritty, all-too-imaginable climate crashed world. As you might expect, the gap between the haves and have-nots has become an abyss. Doing everything he can to survive, Nailer joins a rag tag group of workers, searching for copper wire and scrap metal to earn a living. That is, until he comes across a ship-wrecked beauty who turns his world upside down. 

Along that same woe-is-the-world line is Patrick Ness’ The Knife of Never Letting Go. This fantastic book will have you reading through your dinner with its non-stop action and riveting cliff-hangers that are so well-written, they’d make even Dan Brown drool. In New World, everyone can hear everyone else’s thoughts in an overwhelming, never-ending stream of Noise. But when Todd discovers an area of complete silence, he uncovers a secret so awful, he is forced to run for his life.  

Even authors who normally write for adults are jumping on the teen-lit bandwagon – and can you blame them? I mean, who wouldn’t want to cash in on this booming lucrative market!? James Patterson did it first, back in 2005 with his YA adventure series Maximum Ride, and has since published a handful more.  Crime writer Kathy Reichs is now writing for teens (Virals series), along with Canadian fantasy author Kelley Armstrong (Darkest Powers trilogy, Darkness Rising trilogy), mystery writer Harlan Coben (Shelter), and well-known fantasy author Richelle Mead (Vampire Academy series), among others. If you’ve read any of these authors’ “grown-up books,” you’ll have no problem slipping into their teen-lit creations. And hey, you may just find that you like them even better!      

Clearly, you’re missing out if you haven’t checked out a book from the Library’s Teen Department lately. So why not give these books a spin the next time you’re looking for a good read! There’s so much out there beyond Stephanie Meyer, even if you are a Twihard who curled your hair this morning using your Twilight curling iron.

– Lindsay